Screwdrivers, plural.

Plenty happened today; I'm sure of it. Rather that opine and attempt to summarize, I'll just ask you to visit Eschaton, The Daily Kos, Talking Points Memo, and SPLOID, in order to get today's news. This is a commercial break. The DA from Law & Order (SVU) has just subpoenaed Donald Rumsfeld, or at least she's trying to... Olivia and Elliot have to deal with a super-sleazy Drudgelike reporter in their hourly quest for the truth about "the NEW Agent Orange." Dick Wolf has his finger on the pulse of America. Ha!