no really, i'm coming back in full force...

SOON. um...if this isn't enough to get people out and petrified, i don't know what is. Also, before I actually come out and give you MY take on the current state of affairs, I'll leave you with this:

• "And I'm going to be blunt and plain: If one ever looks at me like that, I'm going to kill him and tell God he died," Swaggart said to laughter and applause from the congregation.
• Tom DeLay is still a douchebag.
• My family (save my progressive, kickass parents), in south Texas are all for THIS GUY, while I, and my totally amazing parental units are for THIS GUY.

I find that I drink a lot of scotch during the final few weeks of an election season.

Damnit.