How DARE you question the President's fidelity?!?!?

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If mentally deficient Republicans were able to report on every single tidbit regarding the Lewinskey affair, I can surely indulge in some D.C. gossip, especially when it's this juicy.

Didn't Republicans try to impeach Clinton for shoving a cigar into the nether-regions of the pleasantly plump, pizza-delivering intern? If the POTUS is currently involved in an extramarital affair, can we finally get the ball rolling on impeachment? (...or at least some sort of public scolding or censure.)

Randi Rhodes just reported that Laura Bush has moved out of the White House, and into the Mayflower Hotel in Washington, D.C. The report originated with super secret backgound sources that passed along the information to ex-CIA agent Wayne Madsen.

From the Madsen Report:

...two mainstream media sources have confirmed that their sources also have reported an ongoing affair between Mr. Bush and Rice. Informed sources Inside the Beltway report that First Lady Laura Bush has established temporary residence in the Mayflower Hotel in Washington, DC as a result of a tiff with President Bush over an extramarital relationship involving her husband. Mr. Bush's tryst is said to involve Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. It is not known how long Mrs. Bush plans to remain at the Mayflower, however, her security detail has been present at the hotel during hours when the First Lady would normally be residing in the White House. While she was National Security Adviser, Rice, who has never been married, referred to George W. Bush as "my husband" before she corrected herself and said, "President. Bush" Rice was speaking at a dinner hosted by New York Times bureau chief Philip Taubman when she made her "husband" remarks.

Flashback to April 2004: Then National Security Advisor Rice drew stifled gasps when she mistakenly referred to President Bush as "her husb-" before stopping to correct herself immediately afterwards.

After the hoopla of the Clinton/Lewinsky affair, you'd think the liberal press would jump on this story. I guess we just have to wait and see what comes of it next week.

Bush and Condi sitting in a tree, K-I-L-L-I-N-G First comes Iraq Then comes Iran Then comes a baby with a rifle in her hand -1st four lines courtesy of Randi Rhodes-

Oy! Someone stop the pictures... Can't. Stop. Posting. Photos.