Representatives Ernie Istook (R-OK) and Lee Terry (R-NE) addressed more than 100 abstinence educators and teens in the racially diverse crowd. Our friend, Claude Allen, White House Domestic Policy Advisor, also encouraged the group. Following this morning's activities, the young people who were in attendance enthusiastically headed off to speak to members of Congress about supporting abstinence education.
"Looks like the only thing failing to spin in this zone are the rotors on our air conditioner, eh O'Reilly?" deadpans Stephen, focusing his trademark stare squarely on O'Reilly's quivering eyes. But O'Reilly can't meet his gaze - to him, the shorts are like a car accident, in all the right ways.