Dick Cheney is an asshole.

Dick on Dean:

"I've never been able to understand his appeal. Maybe his mother loved him, but I've never met anybody who does. He's never won anything, as best I can tell," Cheney said in an interview to be aired Monday on Fox News Channel's "Hannity & Colmes." "So far, I think he's probably helped us more than he has them," Cheney said in the interview taped Friday. "That's not the kind of individual you want to have representing your political party. The vice president added: "I really think Howard Dean's over the top. And more important ... I think many of his fellow Democrats feel the same way."

That's a pretty loaded statement coming from the Veep. Of all the douchebags that only a mother could love, I'd say he's up there with Bob Novak, Ann Coulter & Sean Hannity. Dean was elected governor of Vermont 5 times between 1992 and 2000. That counts as "winning," right? As far as Dean's recent comments helping the Republicans more than the Dems, it's just flat out wrong. After all the hoo-ha about his rightful shit-talking, 100 thousand dollars were raised in a 24-hour period. The FOX News Democrats that are criticizing Dean have since shut their holes.

Happy Sunday, y'all.