Tuesday, May 10

Come on come on, feel it feel it.

While Media Matters handles right-wing distortions and doublespeak, the fine folks over at NewsHounds stick to watching/listening to FOX all day long...so you don't have to. Semi-apropos of his surname, Neal Horsely revealed just a bit too much on Alan Colmes radio show the other day:
AC: "You had sex with animals?" NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule." AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so." NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?" AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?" NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..." Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?" Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."
It's sooooo much better if you hear it for yourself. Oh, I almost forgot, Mr. Horsley is a rabid anti-abortionist who once begged an ex-girlfriend to get her fetus sucked out... ...of her VAGINA!!! In other news, Bush grooves to dancing beat in Georgia while the number of Operations Iraqi Freedom and Enduring Freedom casualties (as confirmed by U.S. Central Command) reaches 1768. Sigh. I hope the Spurs win tonight.

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