Wednesday, January 12

Not again....

Who funds Ann Coulter's livelihood? Who tucks her into bed at night and smooches her in the morning? D'you suppose she cries herself to sleep from time to time? I wonder what she looks like in biker shorts... This, from her latest column, 'Liar, Liar, Now You're Fired' :

"Admittedly, Juanita Broaddrick's charge against Clinton -- that Bill Clinton raped her so brutally that her clothing was torn and her lip was swollen and bleeding, hence his parting words of "you'd better put some ice on that" -- was not a story on the order of Augusta National Golf Course's exclusion of women members. But, unlike the Bush drug-use charge, which remains unsupported to this day, Broaddrick's allegations had been fully corroborated by NBC News..."

She's completely obsessed with The Bill. She always has been. Just hit up the EXTRAS section on her site. The first three bonus-articles we get all center around Clinton's penis. She's completely bananas. Her Universal Press bio offers modest accolade, so much so, one would think a prime sample of her highbrow material would be on display. Instead, they link to a piece she did concerning Mark Geragos (from the Scott Peterson case). That's it? The fucking Lacy Peterson case?!?! Her attempt at gaining credibility in the punditocracy will never materialize if she's a regular on Hannity and Colmes. She will not live to be 70 (2 years from now) if she keeps refusing to eat. I refuse to admit my obsession with her silly, pointless life.
Oh yeah... The invasion of Iraq, which ousted Saddam Hussein and has cost the lives of some 1,300 U.S. military personnel and billions of dollars, was "absolutely" worth it, despite the absence of any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, President Bush told ABC News' Barbara Walters in an exclusive interview that will air this Friday. And...25 soldiers have died in Iraq THIS MONTH.

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