"Bill O'Reilly intends to take part in a USO tour of Iraq and Afghanistan as soon as he's able to have Judith Regan's cell phone removed from his ass. Its ringing late at night from deep in his echoing cavern has been cost him precious hours of sleep and making him a shade grumpy over his morning oatmeal, fed to him through a slit in the door."
That's chortle-on-the-job-worthy. James Wolcott is my blog-o'-the-week.
Thursday, December 16
Posted by denise at 12/16/2004 11:13:00 AM