I've never been in the position to desire the public outing of a homo, but this is too juicy to pass up. Ken Mehlman, the chairman of Bush's re-elction campaign, was bumped up to be the leader of the RNC this term. There have been rumors that Mr. Mehlman, AND his deputy, Dan Gurly (girly?!) are Flamin' Nancies. Turns out, the allegations surrounding Gurly's lifestyle have since proven to be accurate. Gurly has already come out and admitted to once having a profile up on Gay.com. He tried to say it was a forged profile, but the site only allows screen-names to be used once, even if the person deleted the profile, which is exactly what Bush's National Field Director did. Delete, delete, delete. Lucky for us, the folks over at AmericaBlog have been on top of the story from the very start of the hype. Here's a screenshot of the dead profile:
Endowment/Dimensions:Above average, 8+cut
I prefer to be:Switch/Versatile, I'll be whatever you want me to be!
I like to have sex...:3-5 times a week, I'm usually ready...and available
Body Hair:Arms, Chest, Pits, Tummy, Legs, I shave occasionally, all over
In my own words: Just looking for good sex, whether with one or several. Always versatile and love to fool around. Race is not a factor, just be purportional [sic] and bring some personality with you.
Things I'm into: Anal sex, Body contact, Groups, Kissing, One-on-one, Oral sex, Porn
As my friend Brian likes to say: DON'T ACT GAY, FAGGOT.