News about nothin'

Nothing too F-A-G-G-Y Ryan Seacrest-"You're bow's tiny, mine is huge." Anderson Cooper-"I've heard that often." Then, Mr. 360 goes on about "taking a pounding," and "manhunts," making him the gayest gay in cable news since Geraldo... Ok, so no one smokes as much pole as Geraldo, but back to the story at hand.. When the camera cuts back to the split screen, Ryan has his hand on his chin while he tells Anderson how great the show is. Cooper manages to giggle out a thanks, and it's all over. See the video HERE (Thanks to The Malcontent) Substance later.

Floaty Bits in my Chowder

*An unidentified WH source is predicting Scott McClellan will soon be stepping down from his post as press secretary. I nominate Butterstick. *In other news, a couple of xXcoreXx rockers that call themselves the Right Brothers have just released their brand NEW (nu?) single, non-ironically titled: "Bush Was Right." Keith Olbermann had a hilarious piece on his show last night. See the video HERE. (Clip courtesy of Crooks and Liars) *If you head over to Rush Limbaugh's site, you have the opportunity to help out our brave men and women in the armed forces by adopting a soldier. She/he will recieve a care package with toiletries, snacks, and a phone card to call his family back in the states. Scratch that. After giving Rush $49.95, he'll allow one soldier "unfettered access to Rush 24/7 online as well as every big, colorful issue of The Limbaugh Letter." Are you excited yet?!?! So long as our boys get 24 hour access to everyone's favorite drug-addled gasbag, it's coo' with me.