OooooooooooBAMA !!!

Alan Keyes is unhinged, completely unhinged. He's the black Jerry Falwell.

WHAT KEYES SAID IN A MAY 7, 2004, ADDRESS: "Now, you think it's a coincidence that on Sept. 11th, 2001, we were struck by terrorists an evil that has at its heart the disregard of innocent human life? We who have for several decades killed not thousands but scores of millions of our own children, in disregard of the principle of innocent human life -- I don't think that's a coincidence, I think that's a warning.

Casually comparing the events of 9/11 to people that have abortions is insane. He's also likened his "call to duty" in the Illinois race to the hundreds of firefighters that came to NY's aid on 9/11. I don't know how he can make it through each day knowing full well that he is a total douchebag... There's something really really wrong when I feel genuinely afraid of so-called Christians. I'm going away for two whole weeks. I am sooooo ready. Upon my return, I will be busting my ass in order to move out of my hovel of a home. Texas Texas, here I come... ...and for those of you in Illinois:

Cherries on the cake of this campaign...

Might the attack ads from the swiftboat vets create a dirty-politics backlash for the Bush campaign, or will the whole thing blow up in Kerry's face? Methinks the GOP would prefer the latter, but it smells pretty rotten from where I'm standing. John McCain, albeit the chairman of the Bush team in Arizona wasted no time in calling the commercial "dishonest and deplorable"; a move remeniscent of the way they attacked him back during the Republican primaries. The White House has declined to condemn the ad. Bob J. Perry, a wealthy TEXAN, donated at least $100,000 to the angry vets that used it to purchase $500,000 of airtime for the 60-second ad to air in the battleground states of Wisconsin, Ohio and West Virginia. The people that directed the anti-Kerry swift boat ads also ran the ads against John McCain in NY during the 2000 primary. This bullshit is going to happen whether the DNC likes it or not. John Kerry needs to steel himself for the next 89 days. STEEL!!! It really is a dream...

choice bits

TUESDAY SPLASH

• They said Al Qaida had often struck years after its operatives began surveillance of an intended target.
• A sizable part of the information seized in Pakistan described reconnaissance carried out before the Sept. 11 attacks, officials said.
• "Al Qaida routinely comes up with ways to hit targets for years at a time, so it may not mean much that these buildings were first targeted more than three years ago,'' the official said.

I'm thinking this is big, but I'm sure it'll get spun and spun and spun....in the same The-world-is-a-better-place-now-that-Saddam-is-Gone-esque kinda way. John Stewart mentioned the convenient distraction this current terror threat posed, and the Foxboys have been creaming their jeans over our fabulous homeland security. How, oh how will they do it this time?

I'm back, I think. I'll be updating more and more as The Day edges closer. I've been reading, and contemplating a move. Blah Blah Blah

The Al Franken Show is coming to a cable box near you!!!

People are still going nuts over that wackjob of a Ketchup Queen. How dare she? She has NO class, you know...fuckin' foreigners. You'd think she fucking killed someone... Oh wait, that was Laura Bush. I forget...

I feel so dirty.